Tequila Slammer Banger

For Dickie, the biggest injustice of our times – after the fact that Stephen Fry is not prime minister – is that the vast majority of sausages are a fun-less snooze fest. A flaccid yawn party. A porky travesty. This sausage is a bid to right those wrongs.

OK, we’ll say it: this could be the most exciting banger ever invented. Let us pitch it to you: very good quality pork shoulder, properly good tequila (a lot of it), whole bits of jalapeño chilli and some seriously punchy Mexican herbs and spices. Boozy, spicy, herby: a truly banging banger.

If your tastebuds could speak but they were too polite to eff or indeed Jeff (could happen!), they would probably say something like: “R*ddy heck, what the fl*p are these? They are incr*dible.” And you know what? Those well-mannered flavour receptors of yours would probably be right.